Saturday, March 04, 2006

Deal or No Deal?

Why Bees are so Bee-otchin'
#9 Honeybees are so oriented to the location of their hive, that if the hive is moved a mere 5 ft. from its regular location the bee will go to original hive area, fall to the ground, and eventually die.

Leonardism...
There's a new game show on T.V. called "Deal or No Deal," where the contestant has the tough choice of taking money offered by a banker, or risking it all to get even more. Leonard and I watched it once, and lately he has been incorporating the show into our marriage. It usually goes something like this:
Me: Leonard, will you bring the car in from the street - I don't want to get a ticket.
Leonard: That depends, what are the stakes?
Me: I'll make you a salad.
Leonard: (yells angrily) No Deal!
Me: O.k. I'll make you a salad with a side of fruit.
Leonard: What type of fruit?
Me: Pineapple...
Leonard: No Deal!!!!
Me: Pineapple and grapes.
Leonard: (looks to his left as though consulting the audience) hmmm (thinks it over for a minute).....o.k. Deal!
I was always told that compromise was a pretty big part of marriage. I guess this is just the way that Leonard plans to go about it. (At least there aren't a bunch of hot chicks holding briefcases in our version of the show).

2 comments:

leonard said...

so megs, you think that the chicks with the briefcases are hot too? what do ya say....deal or no deal?

T.J. said...

DEAL! But, I get what's in the briefcases...what's in the briefcases?

Hey, Meglio Ordonez...make more posts!